Kevin Durant coming to the Heat?

Supposedly Durant is going to the Heat and Pat Riley is taking over as head coach and Jerry Sloan is becoming the Assistant Coach for the Heat. Dwight Howard is looking forward to playing for the Heat and Deron Williams is begging to play for the Heat, as well as Cp3, Kobe, D-Rose and Dirk. I also heard that David Stern is giving LBJ a ring for his brave and courageous effort watching the Finals. Your thoughts on that?